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Museveni’s Son Muhoozi Hilariously Says He’ll Vie for MP Seat in Nairobi: “Obsessed with Me”

  • Muhoozi Kainerugaba took his beef with a Kenyan newspaper a bit too far, saying that Kenyans were obsessed with him
  • The army general even noted that he would like to vie for an MP seat as Kenya is his homeland and knows he’s loved here
  • The solder continued to claim that he had control of Kenyan women and now he had all the power, which netizens found to be hilarious

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Ugandan President Yoweri Museveni’s son Muhoozi Kainerugaba believes Kenyans have a thing for him.

General Muhoozi Kainerugaba.
Museveni’s son Muhoozi is the head of military in Uganda. Photo: Muhoozi Kainerugaba. Source: Twitter

This is after a Kenyan newspaper put him on the front page, something that seems to have upset him.

Muhoozi tweets about Kenya

The army general went on his X sharing a series of tweets which appeared as a rant to try and show his might.

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Muhoozi started by claiming that Kenyans are obsessed with him, following the newspaper’s story, and that maybe he should vie for a political seat, which he was confident he would win.

In the follow-up tweet, the army boss said he believes the problems stem from the bedroom as Kenayn women are dreaming about him because their men are doing nonsense.

As if that was not enough, Muhoozi took a shot at Kenyan men’s noses claiming that they are not straight enough hence affecting how they ‘shoot’ and in turn leading to frustrations from the women.

He would have just let it end there but he decided to continue, as he claimed that Kenya is his homeland and he was considering standing for MP.

After several replies to this, I’m his comment sections, the soldier tried to claim that he was not joking and that Nairobans should start campaigning for him.

In another tweet, Muhooozi claimed to have control over all Kenyan women, which seemed very inaccurate and something he was just doing for attention.

Kenyans saw the funny side of the tweets and reacted with hilarious memes and jokes, here are a few:

@MrJordanposts said:

“Am so sure you will overwhelmingly win!”

@IamBradleyCarl said:

“Since you are kenyan you can even stand for presidency there and stay permanently.”

@KorirBrianKE said:

“Try a cattle chairmanship, and I promise you won’t get even one vote

@MumbiJosphen said:

“Hahaha welcome but just promise to behave yourself because Kenyans do not take cr*p leadership.”

@Koecheruiyot said:

“Welcome. Other generals are waiting for you.”

@xi_jafari said:

“Maybe if our women give us away.”

General Muhoozi Kainerugaba.
General Muhoozi praying during an event. Photo: Muhoozi Kainerugaba. Source: Twitter

Winnie Byanyima denies leaking Muhoozi’s alleged birth certificate

Earlier, TUKO.co.ke reported that Kizza Besigye’s wife Winnie Byanyima denied claims she had leaked Muhoozi’s alleged birth document.

This came after a piece of document went viral on social media, claiming to show the birthplace and year of M7’s beloved son.

The document showed that Muhoozi was born in 1974 at Loitokitok General Hospital in Kenya and indicated Yoseri Tubuhaburwa Rutabwasirwa as the dad and Hope Rwaheru, as the mother.

After being accused of leaking it, Winnie vehemently denied the links, saying she had nothing to do with it.

Source: TUKO.co.ke

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