Keep that off the street.
Heidi and Spencer Pratt are without a doubt the #1 celebrity paparazzi stunt queens.
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For over a decade now, they’ve reviled in staged celebrity pictures.
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From “spur of the moment” makeouts…
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…to “casual” lunch dates.
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Every moment is a paparazzi moment for the Pratts.
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And while I thought I’d seen it all from these two, Miss Heidi had to go ahead and completely one up herself.
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And before you go any further I am telling you explicitly, Heidi literally did a photo shoot in front of paparazzi “casually” eating a big-ole-giant-ass bison heart.
So, yup, here it is: A completely “candid” picture of Heidi Pratt walking down the street munching on a bison heart out of a Ziploc bag.
That’s a happy lady with a hefty heart.
Ba da ba ba ba she’s lovin’ it.
I’d also just like to point out the pool of blood.
And also the Gucci belt because of course.
