Leave it to Aubrey to snort milk during an interview.
3.
When she climbed onto a statue of Jeff Goldblum that was very clearly roped off:
4.
When she gave the LGBTQ community some advice on how to get through the holidays:
5.
When she fully made out with Parks and Recreation costar Jim O’Heir during a rendition of “5,000 Candles in the Wind (Bye Bye Li’l Sebastian)”:
6.
When she proved she could be a Top Model:
7.
When her younger sister talked about what it’s like to be related to Aubrey:
8.
When she and her husband, Jeff Baena, randomly decided to get married on their anniversary:
And she wasn’t lying about that website; it does exist. And she did use it to get married, two hours after they made the decision.
9.
When she gave some sound advice to college student Julie:
10.
When she made a good point about joining Joe Biden’s Cabinet.
11.
When she made it clear that she doesn’t have time for ghosts or home intruders:
12.
When she described her first kiss in the only way Aubrey would:
14.
When she pulled up her most recent Google searches and found a very Aubrey search:
15.
When she brought out her Chucky doll to say goodbye to Seth Meyers:
16.
When a fan asked her what they should do about a friend not paying them back:
17.
When she accepted an award on Amy Poehler’s behalf:
18.
When she shared her wide array of squirrel costumes:
19.
When she showed up to the Ingrid Goes West premiere in the same exact outfit Elizabeth Olsen was wearing:
21.
When she did this pose unprompted while promoting Happiest Season:
And then pretended to lick the webcam at the end:
22.
When she told Jimmy Fallon to never sing to her again:
23.
When she shared her very specific death wish:
24.
When she agreed with the rest of the world that Riley and Abby should have ended up together:
25.
When she chose death over self-reflection:
26.
When she revealed her magical side:
27.
When she revealed her childhood chatroom screen name:
28.
When she got hooked up to a lie detector and was asked about her Catholic school upbringing:
29.
When she played with children’s toys and gave them a whole narrative:
30.
When she said hi to Whoopi Goldberg in the best way possible:
31.
When she photobombed Katy Perry and Hillary Clinton:
32.
When she had some strong words for the old people of the world during her Young Hollywood Awards speech:
33.
When she explained her lawn decor:
35.
And finally, when she showed us exactly how she became the person she is today:
