The man has never met a thought he hasn’t expressed.
In case you weren’t aware, Robert Pattinson has a tendency to say the most bonkers things during interviews.
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Some are straight-up lies, but still bonkers nonetheless.
So here are some of the wildest things that R. Patz has said during an interview:
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When he revealed that he secretly used Zoë Kravitz’s bathroom on the set of The Batman because his didn’t work (which is how he knew that her dressing room must-have is scented candles):
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It was later revealed that this was a lie, lol. Classic Rob. The use of her bathroom, not the candles.
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When he not-so-joked about being “mentally unstable”:
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When he — sadly — joked about turning to porn if The Batman flopped in theaters:
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There’s still time to return your movie tickets, guys.
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When he had this appropriate response to Guy Pearce serenading him:
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When he laughingly revealed that “a lot of the stuff in theTwilight world [doesn’t] make sense”…on the press tour for The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn?
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I mean, he’s not wrong, but ROBERT!!
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When he revealed that the best “Batman advice” he received from a previous Bruce Wayne was figuring out a way to pee in the batsuit — which came from Christian Bale:
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Naturally, Rob and Christian had this conversation in a urinal.
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When he opened up about how lucky he felt to be invited to Paris Fashion Week to meet with Dior Homme:
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When he said that his favorite “chick flick” was…Chicken Run:
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I mean…he’s not wrong…but also…he’s not right.
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When he nearly burned down his kitchen while making hand-held pasta during a GQ interview:
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Not even Robert Pattinson can make me wanna eat pasta made with cornflakes and sugar.
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When he revealed that he took a “persistent stalker” out on a date because he was “bored and lonely,” which resulted in her no longer stalking him:
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“I just complained about everything in my life, and she never came back,” Pattinson told Today back in 2009. “People get bored of me in, like, two minutes.”
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Back in 2009, R. Patz said that he didn’t bother with washing his hair — he later revealed that this was a lie, BUT alas, this rumor still follows him around like stink on a pig. Like, you cannot be the face of Dior Homme and NOT smell good.
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When he confessed to masturbating…to completion…while filming Little Ashes:
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Call him what you want, but you can’t call him uncommitted to his craft!
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When he said that, if given the opportunity to direct, he would have snuck a walrus into a sex scene on the set of Breaking Dawn:
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What’s a walrus have to do with half-vampires and werewolves?
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When Oprah asked if he and K. Stew were dating, and his natural response was, “Kristen’s pregnant”:
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Kristen knew from the very beginning who Rob was.
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When he BIT TYRA BANKS ON THE NECK:
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When his “cover interview” with GQ was a short film of his quest for a hot dog:
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I mean, I, too, have been known to go certain lengths for a footlong.
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And then, of course, when he revealed that sometimes he just makes things up for the heck of it!
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Reminds me of when Michael on The Office said, “Sometimes, I’ll start a sentence, and I don’t even know where it’s going. I just hope to find it along the way.” Similar energies.
